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Post by ross » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:06 pm

On kijji ... :-)
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Post by goatgal35 » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:12 pm

I'm pretty sure I live with the man who could have written that. He is somewhere up north right now and wont be back until next month. I hope he comes home with moose this year. Yummy.
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Post by kenya » Tue Sep 20, 2016 11:47 pm

Ha! Ha! That mans in trouble!
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Post by Killerbunny » Wed Sep 21, 2016 6:02 am

Very funny!
When we got married we didn't have much money. I was offered a choice of motorcycle boots (I had my own bike) or a wedding ring. I picked the boots and don't wear a ring to this day!
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Post by WLLady » Wed Sep 21, 2016 8:59 am

HA HA! i saw this yesterday on my facebook and just about cried i was laughing so hard. he did however, forget the obvious....TAKE THE GIRL HUNTING! LOL.

my hubby and i had a wedding-cost us the license fee and 150$ to get the JOP to do it. 2 witnesses. that was it. and i wouldn't have it any other way.
KB, i would have chosen the boots too, but must admit, i do wear a wedding band....but we couldn't justify a huge wedding....and all the drama that goes with them!
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Post by Killerbunny » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:26 am

Our friends chipped in for the license and witnesses bought us dinner! Same as you guys, that was it!
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Post by Skinny rooster » Wed Sep 21, 2016 9:52 am

Lol, yup he just needs a woman who would rather go with him.

A few years ago a guy near us invited some people over for a barbecue, just before they were going to eat he announced that if everyone would just give him and his girlfriend a few minutes, the local Minister was going to marry them. They got hitched and then went for the burgers lol, no fuss just the way they wanted it!
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Post by Ontario Chick » Wed Sep 21, 2016 11:37 am

Love it!
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Post by ross » Wed Sep 21, 2016 12:06 pm

:-) lol
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