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Post by SandyM » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:57 am

Garter, garner lol, same thing. Not really. I love auto correct. Makes me look like a DONK!
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Post by Doug The Chickenman » Thu Feb 25, 2016 10:59 am

There are pearl, White Lavendar and Pied Guineas and a few chickens in there for good measure.
I would not want to be that snake.
Our Guinea's ambush anything in the yard.
Cats are a special they intentionally love to hit.
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Post by SandyM » Thu Feb 25, 2016 11:04 am

If I get Guinea's do I need a rooster?
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Post by Skinny rooster » Thu Feb 25, 2016 12:39 pm

Guess they must be thinking "wow look at the size of that worm"!
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Post by kenya » Thu Feb 25, 2016 4:10 pm

SandyM wrote:QR_BBPOST If I get Guinea's do I need a rooster?
No you don't need a rooster but beware they are NOISY ,beautiful ,but I wear ear plugs in the barn, they also will guard food not letting any chickens near the food.
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Post by SandyM » Thu Feb 25, 2016 5:31 pm

Hmm. Ok. Thanks for feedback

The polygamist is wonderful to his wives. But his 3 am is driving me around the bend. I'm exhausted!! I think his clock is a bit off. He did this last fall, but it settled down in the dark long days. Now he's at it again.
But I appreciate the alarm system he has for the free rangers. Ugh. decisions decisions
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Post by WLLady » Thu Feb 25, 2016 5:51 pm

Guineas....i had 3. 2 girls and 1 boy. They started killing my chickens. That was their end.
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Post by Flat Rock Farm » Thu Feb 25, 2016 6:03 pm

OMG need more warning for that huge A** snake not the poop word!!!!!! :eek: I envision the ending that they all grab it and just start hauling on it and pull it apart!!! :barf:
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Post by SandyM » Thu Feb 25, 2016 6:38 pm

Flat Rock Farm wrote:QR_BBPOST OMG need more warning for that huge A** snake not the poop word!!!!!! :eek: I envision the ending that they all grab it and just start hauling on it and pull it apart!!! :barf:
I seriously just laughed !!
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Post by SandyM » Thu Feb 25, 2016 6:39 pm

WLLady wrote:QR_BBPOST Guineas....i had 3. 2 girls and 1 boy. They started killing my chickens. That was their end.
Really? Murderes?
Wish I knew how they tasted.
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