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Cant wait for the laura secord easter eggs......you guys can take the cadbury cream eggs. I hope i dont have "walmart nightmares" tonight lol.
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OMG Sandy that story is absolutley HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:SandyM wrote:QR_BBPOST OK, confession. This was not me, but my daughter (25) and I were privy to this scenery. Although in hind sight it would of been a better option for both of us to be the culprit.
Ever been drunk on food? We were. We had just torn up a friends pub and ate them out of house and home, nachos, wings and oh my oh my poutine that would bring the Quebec'ers running. So after we murdered the food, we decided to hit Walmart and stock her up on some items (what moms are for right?). As we walked in Mel started to narrate something. She's terribly sarcastic and once I catch on that was it. The laughing. The tears. The shenanigans.
What happens when you've eaten enough for a dozen people and laugh? Cramps!! So I lean on a display cause I'm going to fall laughing so hard. The display is boxes of cereal. Twix? I dunno, the crazy rabbit one like lucky charms or something ...anyways, the box folds, I go tumbling, to weak from laughing and crying to stop the fall that I swear is in slow motion for your visual pleasure. I take the whole display out and just lay there laughing cause I just gave up and have boxes of cereal around me. Mel howls with laughter and crying at the same time and then begins to vomit all over the floor. Clean up in isle #9 please!!! Omg. What a disaster. We got threatened with being kicked out.
All this because someone ate a Cadbury cream egg in Walmart.
And to think, that was an alcohol free event for us.



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