Diet

SandyM · Post by **SandyM** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 8:30 am

TomK · Post by **TomK** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:18 am

I get this..truly i do....lol....but i don't get how people can eat them...omg!!!!... Talk about a sugar assault on the tongue

Bayvistafarm · Post by **Bayvistafarm** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:32 am

lol. I don't like them either... but death by chocolate is fine by me anytime!

SandyM · Post by **SandyM** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 9:58 am

I looooovvvveeeeeee them. I especially love it when I shove a whole one in my mouth, walk around Walmart trying to eat it with my mouthing falling open with each attempted chomp, then changing my mind, pulling it out covered in drool and taking it down bite by bite. Scooping my tongue in the slurp out all the GMO sugary dyes. Then I have to slobber all over my fingers and suck them clean and swipe the goobers from my hands on my ass pants and look around, see if anyone is looking and carry on regardless. Can't think of a better place for my actions to go down!!

TomK · Post by **TomK** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 10:02 am

Lmao..do we know this person?

SandyM · Post by **SandyM** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:27 am

OK, confession. This was not me, but my daughter (25) and I were privy to this scenery. Although in hind sight it would of been a better option for both of us to be the culprit.

Ever been drunk on food? We were. We had just torn up a friends pub and ate them out of house and home, nachos, wings and oh my oh my poutine that would bring the Quebec'ers running. So after we murdered the food, we decided to hit Walmart and stock her up on some items (what moms are for right?). As we walked in Mel started to narrate something. She's terribly sarcastic and once I catch on that was it. The laughing. The tears. The shenanigans.

What happens when you've eaten enough for a dozen people and laugh? Cramps!! So I lean on a display cause I'm going to fall laughing so hard. The display is boxes of cereal. Twix? I dunno, the crazy rabbit one like lucky charms or something ...anyways, the box folds, I go tumbling, to weak from laughing and crying to stop the fall that I swear is in slow motion for your visual pleasure. I take the whole display out and just lay there laughing cause I just gave up and have boxes of cereal around me. Mel howls with laughter and crying at the same time and then begins to vomit all over the floor. Clean up in isle #9 please!!! Omg. What a disaster. We got threatened with being kicked out.

All this because someone ate a Cadbury cream egg in Walmart.

And to think, that was an alcohol free event for us.

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:44 pm

Rhonda · Post by **Rhonda** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:53 pm

Sandy I knew you were trouble from day 1.

SandyM · Post by **SandyM** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:23 pm

GASP!!! I resemble that remark Rhonda

Rhonda wrote:QR_BBPOST Sandy I knew you were trouble from day 1.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sun Feb 21, 2016 3:19 pm

I'm never going to look at one of those chocolate eggs the same way, ever again. But thankfully I never did like them. Glad it wasn't a coffee crisp.