Goat Breeding

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 6:54 pm

So this fall, I had to get my milk goat bred. With only two goats, I am not goats, I am not going to keep a billy, so had to find one. Neighbor a couple miles away has a milk herd, and said I could use his.

So one day, my little girl was wringing her tail, and baaaa-ing excessively and was acting shamelessly. So I loaded her into the dog kennel on the back of the truck, and drove her over there.

His daughter answered the door, and I explained the situation. She said "No problem, just bring her down to the barn. So I unloaded her and put her in the pen with the buck.

And they were doing their thing. And this buxom young farm girl, I looked over at her out of the corner of my eye, and smiled a little.

"I wouldn't mind if I could be doing something like that" I said.

She kind of smiled too. And looked at me and said "Well go ahead. Its your goat."

windwalkingwolf · Post by **windwalkingwolf** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:13 pm

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Brian · Post by **Brian** » Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:51 pm

I heard one like that a long time ago. If you said that now you would probably be on a list of some kind.

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:55 am

That was actually one my dad liked to tell. I find I plagiarize a lot from my dad.

ross · Post by **ross** » Thu Feb 04, 2016 8:01 am

Were all on a list of somekind / somewhere .

kenya · Post by **kenya** » Fri Feb 05, 2016 8:21 pm

Ha! Ha!

Flat Rock Farm · Post by **Flat Rock Farm** » Sat Feb 06, 2016 5:53 pm

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