Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne and her driver were cruising home along a
country road, in Southern Ontario one evening when an ancient cow loomed in
front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it , but couldn't. The aged cow
was struck and killed. Premier Wynne told her driver to go up to the
farmhouse and explain to the owners what had happened and pay them for the
cow. She stayed in the car making phone calls.
About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in
disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of expensive wine in one hand,
a huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared with
lipstick.
"What happened to you?," asked Kathleen .
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me
the wine, and their beautiful twin daughters made passionate love to me."
"What did you tell them?" asked Premier Wynne.
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said, 'I'm Ontario
Premier Kathleen Wynne's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest
happened so fast I couldn't stop it."
An Ontario Farm Story.
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Hahahaha .. If it were true . Lmao
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Oh my, thats funny and nasty at the same time!
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Can I forward this to a friend?
Too cute!
Too cute!
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