Groanerrs

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:47 am

Free! Used batteries. There is no charge!

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:49 am

I wondered why the rock I was looking at was getting bigger and bigger. And then it struck me!

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:29 am

:Shark:

windwalkingwolf · Post by **windwalkingwolf** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:42 pm

kenya · Post by **kenya** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:02 pm

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Jaye · Post by **Jaye** » Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:27 pm

Good ones, @Farrier1987 . Personally, I have grown to appreciate "groaners". There's thought put into them.

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:44 am

Lizzie Borden's friend wanted her to have a sleep over. Lizzie said "Well I don't know, I will have to axe my mother."

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:46 am

Watson said "Holmes, any idea on who blew up the outhouse?" To which Holmes replied "No. I have nothing to go on."

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:48 am

Then Watson said "Holmes over here, a piece of curved wood from the seat, what do you make of it?" Holmes said "A boomerang I guess."

labradors · Post by **labradors** » Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:09 am

Q: Why must a chicken coop have only two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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