But How Did You Know I was From Ontario?

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Fri Jan 20, 2017 9:57 am

A guy traveling through the USA on vacation lost his wallet and all of
his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his
way home but was stopped by the Canadian Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.
"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm a Canadian!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of
Celine Dion tattooed on one side of my butt and Shania Twain on the
other."
"This I got to see," replied the agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe trip back
to Toronto "
Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was from Ontario?
"The agent replied, "I recognized Katherine Wynne in the middle."

windwalkingwolf · Post by **windwalkingwolf** » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:08 pm

Flat Rock Farm · Post by **Flat Rock Farm** » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:10 pm

OMG!!

TomK · Post by **TomK** » Sat Jan 21, 2017 2:18 pm

Love it...

:running-chicken:

Skinny rooster · Post by **Skinny rooster** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:10 am

Oh I'm so telling that joke Monday at work!!! Hahaha, hahaha..... hahaha.

kenya · Post by **kenya** » Sun Jan 22, 2017 5:56 pm

Naughty! LOL