A humorous batch

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Post by WLLady » Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:08 am

moose or deer would crush a prius....LOL.
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Post by Home Grown Poultry » Mon Oct 31, 2016 8:52 am

AhhhHAHAHAHAHA! yup I agree... bunch of Dorks first time I saw one of those pics it was a Chevelle! WHY!!!

Im lookin for polished aluminum 6 bolt cuz all gm 1500 4x4 are 6 lug maybe even the 2x4s as well now I dont know. theres tonnes of them out there. the enrire rim is chrome plated and its chipping n falling off and 2 rims wont seal. my local junk yard here is actually a scrap yard so they dont save any rims they all get scrapped. my buddy knows of a nice big pick apart junk yard around Cambridge somewhere with tonnes of rims for cheap. one of these days I'm guna make my way there. I don't want steel cuz of rust and I cant change the hubs cuz that would be changing the weight rating...

LOL! good one Ross! I think a moose would eat a prius for breakfast!
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Post by Skinny rooster » Mon Oct 31, 2016 9:07 am

I really liked my 2006 focus, it never had a problem until last year, then it became unreliable. I only had 177 000 on it compared to friends with Toyotas having 300 000 so I was disappointed with that. I got a focus hatchback because it was a really good price but to be honest I don't like it at all. I don't think I will get another one.
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Post by ross » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:00 pm

Put a tube in um Al . Will a set of fancy covers clip on ? Luck
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Post by Home Grown Poultry » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:08 pm

nah n no. LOL Just pump em back up every week. iv been told to clean up and paint inside the rims where it mates to the tire. but the cleaning of the corrosion n stupid chrome has happened twice. these rims dont look good enough to put a lot of work in em.

I completely redid lizzies rims last winter and they look sharp but they were no where near as bad as mine. id even consider 2 matching rims in good shape but cant find em, of course I havent looked that hard. rims are at the bottom of the to-do list. LOL.

I have a set of plain jane aluminum rims on my boat trailer, possibly 50 years old who knows, in absolutely perfect condidtion as the day they were made. they could even be shiny if I cared enough to buff them. aluminum can be just as shiny as chrome so why chrome plate them... idk?
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Post by windwalkingwolf » Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:30 pm

ross wrote:QR_BBPOST Realistically here's why . Hope I don't offend anyone . Lol
I disagree Ross: when I see a guy in a jacked up truck (or hear one--these people like to make an entrance) I can't help but think they are compensating for their... shortcomings...in other areas :D I feel only sympathy for their pain. As a matter of fact, when a particularly large, obnoxious truck approaches, I've been known to shout "Sorry about the size of your junk!" at the driver. Unless it's covered in mud. At least then, there's a reason why the truck is 10 feet tall. But still not my thing :D Same with Hummers and Rubicon Jeeps.as daily drivers. The Rubicons at least are off-road ready, if you're planning on sinking a ton of money into making an off-road, but nobody uses them for that purpose and the production Hummers would fall apart at a pothole.
baronrenfrew wrote:QR_BBPOST You know, i've never seen a moose or deer on a roof rack on a Prius.
Moose definitely wouldn't fit, and deer would dent the roof. You'd have to put a deer in the hatch. I did that with a Mustang once.
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Post by WLLady » Mon Oct 31, 2016 2:47 pm

al, check out corey auto wreckers in london. closer and they have lots of mostly everything!

i put a deer in the trunk of a ford focus once.....
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Post by ross » Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:09 pm

Yep Jan but it works . ;-) not on all just a different type . Go to an off road 4/4 rally . Used to have a good one in Paisley . Luck
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Post by windwalkingwolf » Mon Oct 31, 2016 3:41 pm

Hahaha! I'm weird Ross, it's OK you can say it :D
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Post by baronrenfrew » Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:15 pm

Weird? People paying $4.50 for a coffe made with burnt coffee beans and skim milk...that's weird. People who live in plastic and glue houses, who eat plastic, and wonder why they have cancer...that's weird. A fisherman catches a fish off Iceland, then its frozen whole and shipped to China where its defrosted, cleaned, cooked, and refrozen and put in a shipping container, shipped to Toronto, then your local grocery store, then into a microwave for dinner; while they look down on you for eating something from your backyard....weird.

One lady at an expensive restaurant (direct quote): the special of the day was tongue. "Eww I don't want something that was in the mouth of an animal....i'll have some eggs."

WWW, i'll take your "weird" over "normal" any day.
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