What's your favourite sarcastic saying ?

Post by **WLLady** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:05 pm

Hm...that one is a bright crayon isn't he/she/it?

windwalkingwolf · Post by **windwalkingwolf** » Thu Jun 30, 2016 1:00 am

Oh, dear. Sarcasm is my native language but I keep it quiet most of the time, because if I don't, it comes out when unwanted like Killerbunny's unfortunate incident. Sorry, KB, I know you feel bad (trust me I know LOL) but I HAD to laugh.
I'm not sure how I would pick a favourite saying, it would be like asking someone what their favourite English sentence was lol. I guess the one I use most often is "How DO they dress themselves in the morning? I bet Mommy still ties their shoes.'

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:37 am

Oh you're crying because you can't have that 'thing' I'll give you something to cry about.

This lady said it to her whining child in the grocery store the other day and I pretty much high fived her.

Skinny rooster · Post by **Skinny rooster** » Sat Jul 02, 2016 8:37 am

I don't know if this counts but people always say to me, "you're such a nice guy" and I always say back, " I'm not really nice, it's just a role I play to get what I want". Sometimes I add in a sinister laugh for effect, but I really am nice...... or am I????

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Fri Jul 08, 2016 11:59 am

Natural selection should have eliminated that family branch a thousand years ago.