What's your favourite sarcastic saying ?

Post by **Killerbunny** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 9:36 am

Unfortunate incident with neighbour when my mouth ran off! We were thinking of getting goats or sheep. She said "Oh we had goats when Brad was a child, he loved them, used to play head butting with them" Me "Oh that's what caused it". The now adult son is not very nice and not smart. Wish I could take that one back.

Post by **Home Grown Poultry** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:02 am

Chicken Ninja wrote:QR_BBPOST You sure are smart! S-M-R-T (smart)!

I mean S-M-A-R-T! ahahahahahaha!

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:39 am

LOL KB, some folks have no sense of humour.

We were teens in auto shop and I couldn't find a tool which was right in front of me. A guy said "open up your good eye!" And its been stuck in my head ever since.

I wish i had some signs to hand out.

Here's a short clip of Bill Engvall, Here's Your Sign (i'm stupid).

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:53 am

[ref]redninja[/ref],

redninja wrote:QR_BBPOST I don't say this to anyone, but in my head often I am thinking "Were they dropped on their head as a baby?"

Reminds me of a George Burns and Gracie Allen thing. "Gracie, did the maid drop you on your head when yu were a baby?" Gracies says in that dingaling voice" Oh no George, we didn't have hired help, my mother had to do stuff like that."

ross · Post by **ross** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 10:57 am

When I was a young lad fresh out of high school I was apprenticing to be a printer at a large shop in Lonon Ont . The journeyman I was working under had a great saying I've always remembered . If you ask where something for the press ( which were always in same spot ) he'd come back with " well it's not up your a$$ or you'd know it . Meaning look for it & you'll remember. Things were handled a little tougher back then . Probably get fired if said that now or time off work guess can't fire yu anymore . Luck

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:13 pm

This was written on the black-board at the old office.

"THNIK!"

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:14 pm

baronrenfrew wrote:QR_BBPOST We were teens in auto shop and I couldn't find a tool which was right in front of me. A guy said "open up your good eye!" And its been stuck in my head ever since.

The wrench?

ross · Post by **ross** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:42 pm

How bout " I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian . One of my dad 's

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 2:42 pm

Chasinthedream wrote:QR_BBPOST
baronrenfrew wrote:QR_BBPOST We were teens in auto shop and I couldn't find a tool which was right in front of me. A guy said "open up your good eye!" And its been stuck in my head ever since.
The wrench?

LMAO, i read that again...should have worded it differently. The saying was stuck in my head... Not the tool (i cried laughing).

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:11 pm

baronrenfrew wrote:QR_BBPOST LMAO, i read that again...should have worded it differently. The saying was stuck in my head... Not the tool (i cried laughing).

Just havin a bit of fun at your expense. It's all good!