What's your favourite sarcastic saying ?

ross · Post by **ross** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:29 am

How bout " the sunshines once in awhile on every horses a$$ "
Luck

Post by **WLLady** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:44 am

it's called "hunting", not "catching" is my all time favorite for people that are anti-hunting....LOL. kinda an irony kinda thing

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:45 am

ABRACADABRA

Nope, you're still a bitch.

I have sooo many, it depends on my mood, the situation and my self discpline that day.

Flat Rock Farm · Post by **Flat Rock Farm** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:50 am

"What ever" has got to be the one I use most often. Or "useless piece of skin"

Post by **WLLady** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 8:51 am

oh oh!!!! we have a great one, me and hubby.
We don't say it directly to the person that has dumbfounded us...but after
"pat pat good dog!"

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:20 am

Oh hold on. Hold on. Checking the I give a

meter. Nope. I got nothing.

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:45 am

When i do paperwork, "lets assume we are surrounded by dummies: we gotta make this dummy-proof. And sometimes i'm the dummy."

Driving a car; "we're surrounded by morons, expect them to do dumb things and you won't be surprised when they do."

Post by **WLLady** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:50 am

LOL baron, i was driving into work the other day...this car was being erratic and i though, nah, he wouldn't be THAT stupid....sure enough....THAT stupid turned left from the right lane across 3 lanes of traffic into a mall, no signal, no nothing. good thing i was watching or big black truck would have been in his driver's door....

doorknob.

oh, another one - it's more a name than anything....numnut....it yells really well LOL

wow. Ya can't fix stupid.

Don't know, don't care. (one i utter way too much these days...)

Post by **Home Grown Poultry** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:00 am

even duct tape cant fix stupid.

ross · Post by **ross** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 11:42 am

Use camouflage tape Al at least yu won't see it .
Luck