Cat In The Hat - on old age

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Maximus
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Cat In The Hat - on old age

Post by Maximus » Wed Jun 22, 2016 7:39 am

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Flat Rock Farm
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Cat In The Hat - on old age

Post by Flat Rock Farm » Sat Jun 25, 2016 2:47 pm

LOL not there yet but gettin there!! roflmbo
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Cat In The Hat - on old age

Post by windwalkingwolf » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:46 am

In my case, I would rewrite that...
I cannot see,
I do nothing BUT pee.
I can chew
But now hate to screw
Oh my gods, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
My sense of smell is enhanced, PEE-EW!
I look like hell
My mood is bad, can you tell?
Too thin to droop,
Too busy to poop
My career years have come at last,
But this farming biz can kiss my ass!
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