Dear Abby---I love the last one.

Bayvistafarm · Post by **Bayvistafarm** » Fri May 27, 2016 1:13 pm

Stumping Dear Abby

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS AS HOW TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS:
(You can't make up this stuff)

Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language, and Violence on my VCR?

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered; I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

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kenya · Post by **kenya** » Fri May 27, 2016 1:35 pm

Ha! Ha!

ross · Post by **ross** » Fri May 27, 2016 3:05 pm

Haha yep & there's more ...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:02 pm

Ha haaa haaa!

Post by **WLLady** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:32 pm

Post by **poultry_admin** » Fri May 27, 2016 5:37 pm

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Votin Trump all the way ....

redninja · Post by **redninja** » Fri May 27, 2016 10:10 pm

Hahaha. Made my day! Thanks BVF.

Flat Rock Farm · Post by **Flat Rock Farm** » Sat May 28, 2016 7:43 am

OMG those are priceless!!

Makes you wonder how some people make it through life????

Maximus · Post by **Maximus** » Sat May 28, 2016 8:38 am

Don't we all have friends who would fit in this category? I have one in our 'group' and we extra love her because she qualifies as special HAHA!
Those are awesome!

Here's my day with her a few weekends ago. She doesn't drive (depends on bus) and my navi was being difficult finding our location with not taking a one way road into consideration. I said I think we're a bit lost (I'm always lost truthfully). I said I'm going to pull over and buzz on star and get them to sort it out. She responds with ok, but I'll look up the bus route and see what bus route would get us there. It gets better. Wait for it. We were in Buffalo.

I love her to pieces but some days I'm thankful she can take a good slap and the teasing that goes her way.

Ontario Chick · Post by **Ontario Chick** » Sat May 28, 2016 8:47 am

Pretty funny, my favorite the first and last. After we stopped laughing, I reminded DH, that yes, Sandy is right we all have one...
Several years ago our youngest son moved in with a young woman (no she didn't become our daughter in law

) and when I suggested we would like to meet her parents, his answer; " oh no it's too soon"