Bayvistafarm wrote:QR_BBPOST Well, went to the BST sale, where Sandy was going to be.
She certainly KNOWS now, what a freak I am. I will let her explain, because she has a better way with words than I do.
I am never leaving home again. Ever.
OMG! Hilarious. So this Durango comes screeching on two wheels into the parking lot. Just kidding. So I'm walking towards the parking lot and across the way I notice this beautiful lady, with an equally lovely friend. As soon as ai heard the F bomb I knew who it was. Shirley!!! Some people need cow bells to announce their arrival, others need Shirley LOLOLOLOL!
I got to hear about her opinions of the bikers who consumed the majority of the way down mud Street. LOL. Just in case your wondering how much she appreciated the delay and annoyance, here's a replay of the convo. F. F. F. %#%|^|€|*{{+ and F. Hilarious.
So I shauffered them to the vendors, cause that's what I do for people. :) and well, that took 10 mins. After the ladies room, and the purchase of 2 Punk Rockers (Polish) we made the way back to her vehicle with her new additions and well, she's not going anywhere. Keys are gone. Disappeared. Lots of f bombs. Vanished. Pockets get emptied, lots of ummm, disgruntled language LOL. The look of panic on her friends face was flipping hilarious! Like she knew the

storm that was coming.
I went and looked at the huge pepper plant she brought for me, in the tray. On the way to my truck looked left and right. No where. She looked 'everywhere' in her vehicle then we made our way back to the vendor area and searched and asked etc. Then the bathroom got checked multiple times and we resolved to the fact that the keys got flushed down the toilet, Gary gets the magical phone call. We look around a bit more. I head to my truck to look again and I hear a victory yell. She found them. Gary gets another call. LOL.
Keys, back seat, under a water bottle. NO idea how they got there.
So then poor Shirley needed a 15 minute cool down period before getting behind the wheel. Can't wait for our next encounter. HAHAHAH! Except next time I think I'll video it. Then we'll have our own reality tv show. Titled: 'Shirley Left Home'. I can see it now, move over Kardashians, we're about to blow up reality tv. Of course we'd have to be on after hours and Netflix because SOMEONE has a potty mouth hahahahahah!
Thanks for coming out and supporting the BST and for a good laugh. And thank you for the awesome huge pepper plants. Going in the raised beds tomorrow.
Poultryfest is in a few weeks....you coming? :)