What's your favourite sarcastic saying ?

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:15 pm

Oh, and then there's the version where you're on the phone with head office...."ok ________ (Samir, or Steve, or Judy, or Norma or whoever you're on the phone with), lets assume that I am a complete idiot (they laugh), please explain that again and a little slower....."

baronrenfrew · Post by **baronrenfrew** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 12:34 pm

Driving on the road: take 100 people driving a car and: 20% are on the phone or (aack) texting. 1 is impaired by alcohol or illegal drugs. 10 are somewhat impaired by legal drugs or meds. 10 impaired by lack of sleep (or other distractions). 10 have poor reflexes or eyesight (or old age). And 10 (or more) are poor drivers to begin with. Not to mention the cars in a poor state of service/repair (snow tires?). Quick check of my math and.... That's 61 ot of 100. And that number might be smaller or larger depending on time of day.

No wonder i want to stay off the road!

Farrier1987 · Post by **Farrier1987** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:10 pm

I like W.O. Moitchell's expression. That's rarefied nightingale piss.

Post by **Killerbunny** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:29 pm

See you're playing stupid again, winning too!

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:21 pm

"Yur a Nidiot!

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:21 pm

"Yur a Nidiot!

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:22 pm

Of all the low down, no good, unscrupulous, conniving, cheap propositions, I like yours the best.

Chasinthedream · Post by **Chasinthedream** » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:05 pm

Stress is that confusion created when one's mind over-rides the body's basic desire to choke the living

out of some

who desperately deserves it.

redninja · Post by **redninja** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 1:54 am

I don't say this to anyone, but in my head often I am thinking "Were they dropped on their head as a baby?"

Chicken Ninja · Post by **Chicken Ninja** » Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:36 am

You sure are smart! S-M-R-T (smart)!