Groanerrs
- Farrier1987
- Stringy Old Chicken
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Re: Groanerrs
My chickens perch on a pike. That sounds fishy to me.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
- baronrenfrew
- Stringy Old Chicken
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Re: Groanerrs
D'oh, groaan
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
- TomK
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Re: Groanerrs
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
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If you don't plant the tree, you will never have the fruit...
- TomK
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A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.
His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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If you don't plant the tree, you will never have the fruit...
- Jaye
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Re: Groanerrs
I especially like that last one, @TomK .
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"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened" - Anatole France
- Skinny rooster
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Re: Groanerrs
A young witch was very sad to have failed witch school, apparently she couldn't spell.
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- ross
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Re: Groanerrs
What do yu call a short Dutchmen , a Mini Van . Baboom
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- baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs
Why do so many Polish names end in "ski"?
They couldn't spell toboggen.
They couldn't spell toboggen.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
- Jaye
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Re: Groanerrs
toboggan.
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RIP Scooby, AKA Awesome Dog. Too well loved to ever be forgotten. "Sometime in June", 2005 - January 24, 2017.
"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened" - Anatole France
"Until one has loved an animal, part of one's soul remains unawakened" - Anatole France
- baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs
:), neither can I
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen