Garden humour?
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Garden humour?
If a vegetarian has a flat tire, what do they use to keep going?
Asparagus....... ( a spare I guess).
Yesterday I went to work in the garden but I think I was too early, all the plants were still in their beds.
Ok yes I know these are awful, that's why I'm unleashing them on you.
When I finished working in my garden I accidentally left the gate open and the lettuce bolted.
When I bent over to hoe in my garden, my pants split and I think I embarrassed the tomatoes because they are turning red.
Now you know why I never made it as a comedian.
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Be brave enough to suck at something new!
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Re: Garden humour?
Good ones man .
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Re: Garden humour?
Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?
A: A Granny Smith
Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?
A: She was caught stalking the tomato.
Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?
A: He Cant-a-loupe
Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?
A: Squash
Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A: He had a really long Honeydew list.
Q: Where do apples love to vacation?
A: Fuji
A: A Granny Smith
Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?
A: She was caught stalking the tomato.
Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?
A: He Cant-a-loupe
Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?
A: Squash
Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A: He had a really long Honeydew list.
Q: Where do apples love to vacation?
A: Fuji
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Be brave enough to suck at something new!
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
- windwalkingwolf
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