Gone fishing?

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Skinny rooster
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Gone fishing?

Post by Skinny rooster » Mon May 22, 2017 11:03 am

I heard this weekend is dedicated to boating safety so here is a tale of warning.

Three men Pat, Mike and Ed row out into the middle of a large lake to spend the day fishing. After an hour, Ed says he has to pee so bad that he may wet himself. Against better judgment he stands up and promptly falls out of the boat. After a few seconds Ed doesn't resurface! Pat jumps in to save him. Pulling the man back into the boat Pat begins mouth to mouth. After a few tries he says, "gross I don't remember Ed's breath being so bad"! At this point Mike says "come to think of it, I don't remember Ed wearing a skidoo suit either".
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Re: Gone fishing?

Post by ross » Mon May 22, 2017 11:35 am

Yuck ... 👎 Lol
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ENJOY YOUR HUNTING / FISHING HERITAGE & the GREATNESS of CANADA

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Re: Gone fishing?

Post by windwalkingwolf » Mon May 22, 2017 4:42 pm

:barf: :mrgreen:
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Re: Gone fishing?

Post by Ontario Chick » Tue May 23, 2017 10:34 am

Yuck indeed :)
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