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Sentences that don't exist

Post by poultry_admin » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:16 pm

My wife's rooster laid an egg.
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Post by ross » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:26 pm

My dog had kittens .
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past "best before" date .;-)
God is great , beer is good & people are crazy .
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Post by baronrenfrew » Fri Apr 28, 2017 5:59 am

how about sentences that shouldn't exist: President Trump!
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Post by poultry_admin » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:06 am

But they do exist:
Trump is the greatest president in human history delivering:
- the best health care reform conceived by men
- the biggest tax reform ever
- the smoothest change to immigration that has ever been attempted
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Post by WLLady » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:01 pm

my rooster laid an egg????? really????? LOL
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Post by poultry_admin » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:15 pm

I hate hunting 🦃
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Post by ross » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:29 pm

Me too so NOT goin out again tonite 🦃🦃
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past "best before" date .;-)
God is great , beer is good & people are crazy .
May I be a 1/2 an hr in heaven before the devil knows I'm dead .

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Post by WLLady » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:28 pm

I wanna go.....but its a real bad idea....
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Post by goatgal35 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:50 pm

Someone has castrated cows advertised on kijiji 😐
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Post by baronrenfrew » Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:16 am

women are great at merging on the highway!

country music is better with a harpsichord.
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