Poultry Talk Ontario (pto.ca)

I fart in public. If women hold in their farts, it comes out as drama/cattiness/the urge to gossip :D

you are so much more evolved than me, www. I only dare to pass wind if there is no one in the immediate vicinity. :smile:

Talk about off track...I love it!

Jaye wrote:QR_BBPOST you are so much more evolved than me, www. I only dare to pass wind if there is no one in the immediate vicinity. :smile:

It's better in a crowd--like in line at a checkout. With men. That way, you can make faces and cast dirty looks :D . Maybe it's just my personal bad luck, but if I wait until I'm alone, someone ALWAYS walks around the corner before I've left. Embarrassing, but I've heard that smelling farts can help prevent Alzheimer's, so instead of saying "excuse me", I say "You're welcome" :D. I think farts are HILARIOUS. Try it on a yoga ball, the echo is amazing. Brrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaappppp.
Oh yeah, I'm so evolved. Some days I think I'm 1/2 step from living in the jungle and hurling poo :D

baronrenfrew wrote:QR_BBPOST Talk about off track...I love it!

I don't even know how that happened. Cute baby quail to trouser coughs

Only just saw this, how did I miss the cuteness!