New couch

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Farrier1987
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New couch

Post by Farrier1987 » Thu Dec 09, 2021 7:09 pm

Lady goes in to the furniture store. Tells the salesman she is looking for a sexual couch.

Salesman says "I think you mean a sectional couch?"

Lady says "No, we want an occasional piece in the living room."
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Re: New couch

Post by TomK » Fri Dec 10, 2021 7:58 am

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Re: New couch

Post by Ontario Chick » Fri Dec 10, 2021 12:08 pm

groan... :lol:
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