So the old Polish Canadian farmer went in to the lawyer, was set on getting a divorce. Their conversation went something like this:
Lawyer: So you want to get a divorce, what kind of a case do you have?
Farmer: I got no Case, I got John Deere.
Lawyer: No, no. What kind of grounds do you have?
Farmer: I got hundred sixty acres grounds.
Lawyer: No, I mean, do you have a grudge?
Farmer: Yaw, yaw, grudge. Two car grudge.
Lawyer: No, no, no, I mean why do you want a divorce? Is she a nagger?
Farmer: No, she’s white woman.
Lawyer: (About ripping his hair out) No. I mean WHY DO YOU WANT A DIVORCE?
Farmer: She going kill me.
Lawyer: Kill you? That’s pretty drastic. This may be a police matter. How do you know she is planning to kill you?
Farmer: I go in bedroom, there on dresser she got it. It say Polish Remover.
Marriage counseling needed?
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.