Farm life

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Bayvistafarm
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Post by Bayvistafarm » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:37 am

A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.

" Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little teed off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

" How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal? " he asks.

" Well, " his mother says, " I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either.. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussy cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, " You gonna tell him or should I ? "
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Post by hayladee » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:45 am

love it! would I click on the lil heart to show that?
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Post by Killerbunny » Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:46 am

Yes you would.
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Post by hayladee » Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:32 pm

thanks!
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Post by ross » Sun Feb 14, 2016 12:49 pm

10-4 good buddy ..haheee
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Post by Ontario Chick » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:26 pm

Funny, and also we get an idea where the little boy learned it's OK to kick animals ;)
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Post by kenya » Sun Feb 14, 2016 3:49 pm

Oh my!
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