Killerbunny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:46 am
Just wondering when @windwalkingwolf will begin teaching this course. Pretty sure we all know what a turkey can do from bitter experience (and mine are only small!)
Right bloody now
Killerbunny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:46 am
"To pick up a turkey, stand behind the turkey, fold your arms and upper body over her wings and back, hug firmly, and lift.
What? NO. Anything coming from above, especially from behind, is likely to be viewed as an aerial attack. Turkey will either turn to keep you in view and you lose your moment, or she will startle and whack you. If it's a heavy breed like broad-breasted, you risk sprained back, knees, pulled hamstring...add to that the fact that this particular lifting position will lift the birds' legs up in front of it. As soon as you start to tip a turkey backwards like that, it's an automatic struggle.
Killerbunny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:46 am
If you “lose” a wing, put the bird down immediately and start over.

Should have said, "put the bird down immediately and make sure you don't have an open artery bleeding while the turkey heads for the hills"
Killerbunny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:46 am
Handle firmly but gently to avoid injuring the turkey or yourself.
Good advice, but start more on the firm side than you think you need to. Because, unless said turkey is particularly enamoured with you, "gentle" may not be an option. Take how strong you *think* they are, and multiply that by 20.
Killerbunny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:46 am
If your turkey is struggling or seems to be highly stressed, set her down for a moment and start again.
No. Setting her down will in no way improve the situation, especially if you're trying to vaccinate and have a time limit. Aim her butt away from you in case she poops, grip harder and get it done. Putting a panicked turkey down may result in 15 lbs of kamikaze bird trying her best to break out a window, and she won't care if you're in the way.
Killerbunny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:46 am
Covering the bird’s head and eyes with your free hand may calm her.
I wasn't aware I had a third hand. I will have to look for it next time. Remember, both known hands will likely be full of kicking, wriggling turkey if you pick them up like this. On a related note, I have tried using cloths to cover the turkeys heads, thinking it would calm them like a falcon's hood. NOPE.
Killerbunny wrote: ↑Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:46 am
If you have never handled an adult turkey, do not attempt to do so alone and have someone with training demonstrate this for you. The turkey can panic and easily injure herself or the handler."
This was from farmsanctuary.org
You. She will injure you. If she flaps, she can break your nose, and there is no describing the sting that comes from those wing feathers if they rake your skin at 40 km an hour.
Go at them on their level whenever possible, and broadside. Don't tower. Sit or squat and offer goodies. You simply can't get over top of a turkey if it's in a tree or the rafters or other high perch. Well, you can, but you won't want to. To pick them up, either (1) feet in one hand with turkey weight resting on it's chest on your other arm, or (2) one arm under bum and the other under chest. Use the chest arm to grab a fistful of wing primaries, and the other wing will be trapped against your body. Use the "bum" arm to hold onto her legs in case she starts kicking...those claws can do some damage, too, and if it's a tom, spurs can shred your skin through jeans. She will be unable to get her wings loose, and her attempts at freedom will most likely keep her distracted enough that your face will remain intact: however, if she's known to bite, don't count on it. They're pretty simple creatures, and once they realize that struggling is futile, they generally calm down, but a really panicked turkey may try to peck. If she pauses and looks you in the eye, she's calculating. You better recoil, fast. Either use a protective face shield, or march him to the axe.
With some practice, if turkeys aren't too huge, you can carry them like this with ONE arm, leaving the other arm free to help get you both down out of the tree
