9 words used by women and the meanings

[Bayvistafarm]

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing..... (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)


(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').


(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F___ YOU!


(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they might avoid if they remember
the terminology.


* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know it's true!!!

[ross]

Hahah yep good stuff , oh by the way " yes dear your right dear " lol
Have a good one . Luck
PS " sorry dear"

[baronrenfrew]

LMAO.... Yep... Right on the nose...

From Jeff Foxworthy's album...

if she ain't happy... you ain't happy... and if she ain't happy long enough you'll be missing half your stuff.

If a women says "we should be seeing other people" you can bet she has cut a pony from the herd and if she aint riding him yet she has pulled the saddle out of the barn.

[Giffen Farms]

Whats that saying....it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission

[Flat Rock Farm]

:rofl1: That's good BVF, all true but #2 in my case. When I say 5 minutes it's five minutes or less, I am usually waiting for DH.........

[baronrenfrew]

I tell Carla to put her face in a bag... Shake & bake baby!

[Flat Rock Farm]

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I tell Carla to put her face in a bag... Shake & bake baby!