Randy the rooster

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Colleen Kinzie
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Randy the rooster

Post by Colleen Kinzie » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:07 am

A farmer has 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell.

The other farmer says, “Yeah, I’ve got this great rooster, named Randy. He’ll service every chicken you got, no problem.”

Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he’ll be worth it. So he buys Randy.

The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first, giving the rooster a pep talk. “Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You’ve got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I’ll need you to do a good job. So take your time and have some fun,” the farmer said, with a chuckle.

Randy seemed to understand, and when the farmer points toward the henhouse, he takes off like a shot. WHAM! Randy nails every hen in the henhouse — three or four times. The farmer is shocked.

Later, the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen, and sure enough, Randy is in there.

Later still, the farmer sees Randy after a flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again — WHAM! He gets all the geese.

By sunset, Randy is out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants.

The farmer is distraught — worried that his expensive rooster won’t even last 24 hours.

Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob — stone cold in the middle of the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful — and expensive — animal, shakes his head and says, “Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow down, now look what you’ve done to yourself.”

Randy opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, “Shhh. They’re getting closer
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Re: Randy the rooster

Post by Killerbunny » Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:44 am

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Re: Randy the rooster

Post by kenya » Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:11 am

Ha! Ha! Ha! My friend has one of those, one ameraucana rooster in with over 100 hens all eggs are fertile.
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Re: Randy the rooster

Post by Ontario Chick » Thu Jan 10, 2019 3:22 pm

:laugh:
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Re: Randy the rooster

Post by windwalkingwolf » Thu Jan 10, 2019 4:34 pm

roflmbo roflmbo
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