Wendy likes gardening

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Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:47 am

This is all the fault of @Happy
Some of you may recognise this chicken! I have many like her. I can always tell when a tomato is perfectly ripe because it has little holes in it.
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Happy » Thu Aug 30, 2018 9:56 am

Yes I have several of those! And a handful of these ones...
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Ontario Chick » Thu Aug 30, 2018 2:29 pm

Soo I have just spent some quality time listening to talking chickens....just trying to figure out where in my life have I taken this wrong turn :) ???
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Thu Aug 30, 2018 4:52 pm

I blame @Happy
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RIP little Muppet the rescue cat.
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Happy » Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:11 pm

Lol I’ve been blamed for worse 🤪
Actually @Ontario Chick I do believe your time was spent wisely. It’s never a waste to brush up on a foreign language.
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Ontario Chick » Thu Aug 30, 2018 7:03 pm

Happy wrote:
Thu Aug 30, 2018 5:11 pm
Lol I’ve been blamed for worse 🤪
Actually @Ontario Chick I do believe your time was spent wisely. It’s never a waste to brush up on a foreign language.
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Yah, but I think that may be my "mother tongue"
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by windwalkingwolf » Sat Sep 01, 2018 2:06 am

Whenever someone fires up the little tractor, all of a sudden there's a horde of chickens following in its' wake...they are convinced that it's going to dig or till something yummy up just for them (or mow and make the crickets scatter), and they spend so much time in the way, that I'd guess EVERY job now done with that tractor, even taking a bale to the cows, takes fully three times as long as it should. If we're using the loader of backhoe for ANYTHING, they practically have their eyeballs glued right to the metal.
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Killerbunny » Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:54 am

It's really tricky with our big tiller because they try to stick their heads in the tines. When we've had broodies Mama takes off for the tiller with kids trying desperately to keep up!
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RIP little Muppet the rescue cat.
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Ontario Chick » Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:25 am

DH was sitting quietly on a couch so I snuck up with "Wendy" on the laptop and by the time we finished watching the two videos we were both laughing our heads off... :)
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Re: Wendy likes gardening

Post by Happy » Thu Sep 27, 2018 3:09 pm



For @Killerbunny

This may or may not have happened at my house. More than once.
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