Bird people

[Happy]

[Dunmohen]

I wonder if weird is compoundable. I'm a cat, dog, chicken and horse person (horse people are by far the weirdest :) )

[Happy]

Lol I'm a chicken, dog, cat person. I agree horse people are a breed of their own BUT goat people are a whole nother level of crazy lol. In a good way

[baronrenfrew]

maybe - but: 1. the horse isn't in the basement under a heat lamp
2. causing weird noises in the spare room (incubator)
3. cause you to "steal" cardboard boxes from somewhere, front them with chicken wire, and get up at 4am to stuff birds in the boxes to drive to an auction/bst day
4. you don't eat the horse for dinner (or horse embryos)
5. you don't run outside in your underwear with a flashlight and shotgun because you think a raccoon is killing your horse (and it was a full moon, Carla still wishes she had a camera)
6. you don't worry about locking in the horse when the sun goes down
7. your vet knows what to do with the horse (what does a vet do with a chicken?)
8. you don't feel the need to correct them when people say dumb things about horses (or it doesn't happen that often)
9. you don't pick up old doughnuts/bread or other scraps for your horse
10. its a much bigger deal to move your horse so you don't make side trips when on vacation to pick up a horse (and put it on the back seat)
11. you don't butcher male horses because you have too many
12. your neighbours don't complain because your horse wakes them up with a love call at 5am
13. your horse won't eat your dog's food if your dog takes a nap before eating
14 your horse won't disappear and show up at halloween with a dozen youngun's (and she wound up in the basement with the crew)

[Ontario Chick]

I must say, I would put up "Show Cat people" for by far the weirdest...
Or possibly "Harness racing people"...
way before Bird people

[baronrenfrew]

15. the US post office won't ship your horse with the mail
16. you don't collect recipes for the horse when its put "out of service"
17. if your chickens hop the fence you don't run past five neighbours and through the graveyard to catch it (ahh...the memories)
18. little girls don't ask to ride your chicken
19. your chickens won't ever be worth more than your car (even if you drive a Lada!)
20. you don't look a "gift" chicken in the mouth
21. if you put a saddle on a chicken it ain't for you to ride (lol)
22. and finally...nobody sees a moose and thinks its a big chicken!

[Happy]

Man @baronrenfrew you're on fire today! Very clever

[goatgal35]

Great points Baron, but I must disagree with point # 13, sorry.

[baronrenfrew]

(thanks for the compliment Happy; I should be doing my taxes but here I am)

I have no experience with goats so
someone else must make that list.
Actually I did own a Lada, I drove it 252000 km's and sold it for $1, so number 19 is wrong; at the time my chickens were worth more.
And I know a hunting guide in Northern Ontario and #22 is a true story "that was a moose? all I saw was a big horse!" (in a Southern' accent) (as are all the rest above are true).
hmmm...now that I think about it...I guess #12 is a booty call!

[Killerbunny]

gosh, mistaking a moose for a horse isn't even funny. We were out scouting in deer season with a friend (with eyesight that could be improved it turns out), we had to persuade him that the cattle in the field were NOT deer!