Who can relate?

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Happy
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Who can relate?

Post by Happy » Sun Apr 08, 2018 9:57 am

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:wave: me
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Colleen Kinzie
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by Colleen Kinzie » Sun Apr 08, 2018 10:22 am

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Re: Who can relate?

Post by Killerbunny » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:22 pm

Oh yes I've done that!
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Beltsville Small White turkeys.
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RIP Stephen the BSW Tom and my coffee companion.
RIP Lucky the Very Brave Splash Wyandotte rooster.
RIP little Muppet the rescue cat.
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by KimChick » Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:25 pm

Define unnecessary.
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by windwalkingwolf » Sun Apr 08, 2018 4:47 pm

:iagree:
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by Ontario Chick » Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:24 pm

All chicken information is pertinent to everything!!! :)
I think of it as dissemination of information that the poor masses have no access to and will be so much richer for it.
And absolutely guaranteed you will be remembered ;)
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by windwalkingwolf » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:26 pm

Do NOT say to me "so I hear you have poultry?" because I can and will go on about them for hours. They are my news, weather, politics, drama, soap operas, current events, historical non-fiction, with some X-files thrown in.
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by Happy » Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:29 pm

windwalkingwolf wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 7:26 pm
Do NOT say to me "so I hear you have poultry?" because I can and will go on about them for hours. They are my news, weather, politics, drama, soap operas, current events, historical non-fiction, with some X-files thrown in.
And that's exactly why I don't ever get a 2nd invite roflmbo
Not that I'm too worried about that!
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by baronrenfrew » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:04 pm

KimChick wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 2:25 pm
Define unnecessary.
And I get deep and geeky! I start naming breeds of chickens, and talk about auctions.
The toughest part is not getting all "smartass" when they ask really stupid questions such as "how do you heat the chicken coop?"

Then I get all redneck - yeah the grilled chicken - they're the unneeded roosters. It's tough when its colder, I have to pluck them in the basement.
aaahhh...the smell...

roflmbo :beer: :farmer:
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Re: Who can relate?

Post by thejonesboy » Sun Apr 08, 2018 8:08 pm

I'm Guilty of that.
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