Another Outhouse Joke

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Skinny rooster
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Another Outhouse Joke

Post by Skinny rooster » Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:35 pm

Once upon a time many many years ago a farmer was trying to clear land to make another field. Along came a dynamite sales man who promised for a fee he could help. First the farmer had him blow up a huge stump, KABOOM, nothing left but splinters, impressed the farmer asked him to try it on a huge bolder, KABOOM, nothing left but a few pebbles. Next the farmer asked him to get rid of the old outhouse. As they hide behind some rocks, to everyone's horror they saw the farmer's grandmother entering the outhouse, they yelled at her to run but being hard of hearing she never heard a word, KABOOM! As the dust settled, they were surprised to see Granny standing there looking dumbfounded, running to her, before they could ask if she was ok, she exclaimed to them, "hoo wee, good thing I didn't let that one go in the kitchen"!
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Re: Another Outhouse Joke

Post by kenya » Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:10 pm

Ha! Ha! Didn't see that one coming!
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Re: Another Outhouse Joke

Post by Farrier1987 » Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:37 am

Ever read Who Has Seen the Wind by W O Mitchell? Good easy read, contains a somewhat similar story.
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