dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

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dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by baronrenfrew » Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:48 pm

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by windwalkingwolf » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:02 pm

roflmbo
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by Jaye » Mon Mar 12, 2018 6:41 pm

Good one, @baronrenfrew !
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by Killerbunny » Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:32 pm

Oh dear , trust Bert!
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by baronrenfrew » Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:54 am

and the best part....my wife sent me that joke....and she's a church minister! roflmbo
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by Skinny rooster » Tue Mar 13, 2018 10:24 am

:hands: :lol:
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by KimChick » Tue Mar 13, 2018 1:39 pm

That's a good one! hehe
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by thejonesboy » Tue Mar 13, 2018 6:35 pm

roflmbo roflmbo roflmbo
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Re: dirty joke (warning: outhouse joke)

Post by Flat Rock Farm » Sun Mar 18, 2018 8:41 pm

Hilarious!!! roflmbo roflmbo roflmbo :rofl: :rofl:
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