Roast chicken, ghost chicken?

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Roast chicken, ghost chicken?

Post by Skinny rooster » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:25 pm

One day an elderly farmer decided to retire, he sold everything off but decided to stay on the farm. A few months later he and his wife were awakened one morning, by the crowing of a rooster. They ran out curious and opened the chicken house door; however it was completely empty. This unsettling event continued every morning for another week. Finally becoming alarmed, early one morning they brought over their church minister to witness the phenomena. Sure enough at dawn a rooster started crowing but when they opened the door, the chicken house was empty. The minister spoke, "I have seen this type of thing before, clearly what you have here is a poultrygeist"!
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