A man from the city was driving through the countryside, he stopped his car when he saw a bunch of brightly coloured mushrooms growing at the edge of a forest. Next to the forest there was an elderly farmer working in a small garden. The man asked the farmer if he had ever eaten some of the mushrooms. The farmer replied that he didn't like mushrooms but that his cousin Clem had been over the week before and was munching them down like chips. The man started eating some of the mushrooms and was surprised by how good they taste.
City guy: "Wow, some of these taste like blueberries, some like raspberry and some like banana! What did your cousin think"?
Old farmer: "To be honest I'm not sure, it was the strangest thing... shortly after arriving cousin Clem slipped into a coma and hasn't opened his eyes since".
Hold the mushrooms!
Warning!!!! May contain mild language and off-colour humour. Please try to keep it clean and for all age groups folks.
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