New teacher.

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New teacher.

Post by Skinny rooster » Thu Dec 28, 2017 10:59 am

Miss Crabtree a teacher in the city, had been moved to a small country school, she decided to connect with her new students by incorporating country life into her lessons.

Teacher: "Jimmy, if you have 20 sheep in a field and 7 sheep escape through a hole in the fence, how many sheep are left in the field"?

Jimmy: "There would be 0 sheep left in the field".

Teacher: "Jimmy you don't know math"!

Jimmy: "Miss you don't know sheep"!
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