Miss Crabtree a teacher in the city, had been moved to a small country school, she decided to connect with her new students by incorporating country life into her lessons.
Teacher: "Jimmy, if you have 20 sheep in a field and 7 sheep escape through a hole in the fence, how many sheep are left in the field"?
Jimmy: "There would be 0 sheep left in the field".
Teacher: "Jimmy you don't know math"!
Jimmy: "Miss you don't know sheep"!
New teacher.
Warning!!!! May contain mild language and off-colour humour. Please try to keep it clean and for all age groups folks.
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