Twelve inch piano player

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Farrier1987
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Twelve inch piano player

Post by Farrier1987 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 4:49 pm

So a guy goes into a bar, orders a drink and starts visiting with the bartender. Then this little guy sits up at the piano and starts to play, and he is really good! And he is only about a foot high.

"Wow. Where did he come from?" the guy asks.

Bartender says "Well, I found this old lamp, thought I would shine it up, and out came this genie and granted me a wish."

"You still got the lamp? Can I try it?"

"Sure." Says the bartender, and reaches under the bar, pulls out this old lamp. Guy rubs it a little and out comes a genie, and this genie is really old and decrepit.

"Oh goodie goodie goodie! I get three wishes!"

"Whats that?" the genie says. "I didn't quite hear you."

"I GET THREE WISHES." the guy says.

"No, I'm old and tired, you only get one wish." The genie says.

"No problem, I want a million bucks!"

"OK, Your wish is granted. But I'm tired, going back into the bottle." and he disappears.

Then suddenly, poof! A mallard appears out of thin air. And poof poof poof; they are coming out everywhere.

"Duck? Ducks? What the heck! I said a million BUCKS, not a million ducks!"

The bartender looks at him and says. "Yeah, and I suppose you think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
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Re: Twelve inch piano player

Post by Happy » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:19 pm

Lol
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Re: Twelve inch piano player

Post by Skinny rooster » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:49 pm

roflmbo
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Re: Twelve inch piano player

Post by kenya » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:52 pm

Ha! Ha!
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