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Angry Santa.

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:12 pm
by Skinny rooster
Christmas eve, Mrs Clause made sure Santa had everything he needed for a good night. Before setting off he gave her a kiss and said he would see her in the morning. The next day Mrs Clause was awoken by the sounds of Santa cleaning up from a night of delivering toys. When he stepped out of the bathroom, he shocked his wife. There was Santa, completely clean shaven with a brush cut as well, never in history had he looked this way. Even more shocking was his favorite red Santa hat and coat burning in the fireplace. "What, what's going on" gasped Mrs Claus. "One second dear" Santa replied as he opened the door and bellowed "who the :sSig_censored: fed chili to the reindeer on Christmas eve"?

Re: Angry Santa.

Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:25 pm
by windwalkingwolf
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Re: Angry Santa.

Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:37 am
by baronrenfrew
windwalkingwolf wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:25 pm
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