Angry Santa.

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Skinny rooster
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Angry Santa.

Post by Skinny rooster » Sat Dec 09, 2017 2:12 pm

Christmas eve, Mrs Clause made sure Santa had everything he needed for a good night. Before setting off he gave her a kiss and said he would see her in the morning. The next day Mrs Clause was awoken by the sounds of Santa cleaning up from a night of delivering toys. When he stepped out of the bathroom, he shocked his wife. There was Santa, completely clean shaven with a brush cut as well, never in history had he looked this way. Even more shocking was his favorite red Santa hat and coat burning in the fireplace. "What, what's going on" gasped Mrs Claus. "One second dear" Santa replied as he opened the door and bellowed "who the :sSig_censored: fed chili to the reindeer on Christmas eve"?
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Re: Angry Santa.

Post by windwalkingwolf » Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:25 pm

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Re: Angry Santa.

Post by baronrenfrew » Mon Dec 11, 2017 7:37 am

windwalkingwolf wrote:
Sat Dec 09, 2017 7:25 pm
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen

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