Never have I ever

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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Jaye » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:09 am

I would say you have one valid point. :-)
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Ontario Chick » Mon Nov 27, 2017 9:23 am

goatgal35 wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:51 am
Okay after some serious soul searching over my chicken addition I'm still not sure if I scored 0 or 1. I do cook meals just for my chickens, but the meal is eggs, so that combines two of the questions. The chicken meals that I cook are because I'm frugal not cause I'm a crazy chicken lady. I have a 600 egg incubator. Early spring when fertility is still low I sometime candle out several dozen eggs at day three. It would be wasteful to through those eggs away, so I mix in whatever leftovers I have laying around in the fridge and scramble the whole concoction up and cook it to feed back to the chickens. See, smart, not crazy. Do I get to keep one point or am I a zero?
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Not sure about the points but definitely smart not crazy !
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Skinny rooster » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:08 am

goatgal35 wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:51 am
Okay after some serious soul searching over my chicken addition I'm still not sure if I scored 0 or 1. I do cook meals just for my chickens, but the meal is eggs, so that combines two of the questions. The chicken meals that I cook are because I'm frugal not cause I'm a crazy chicken lady. I have a 600 egg incubator. Early spring when fertility is still low I sometime candle out several dozen eggs at day three. It would be wasteful to through those eggs away, so I mix in whatever leftovers I have laying around in the fridge and scramble the whole concoction up and cook it to feed back to the chickens. See, smart, not crazy. Do I get to keep one point or am I a zero?

:YES:

You get the point because I cook broken or non fresh eggs for the barn cats and mix it in their food to save feed cost and not waste good eggs, so that's kinda the same thing. These girls actually prefer raw eggs so now I don't even cook them.
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Happy » Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:43 am

I'm going to disagree. The question isn't do you cook your chickens meals because you're off your rocker lol. Sorry @goatgal35 but I think you scored a perfect zero and I personally think you should own that and be proud!
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by thegawd » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:16 am

Nope I'll give GG 1 point. LOL. here's why.... crazy people don't ever question if they are crazy... they just are. Therfore that principal applys to crazy SMART chicken people as well.

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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Happy » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:17 pm

No mention of smart or crazy on that questionnaire.
That's all in the eye of the beholder ;)
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by thegawd » Mon Nov 27, 2017 5:37 pm

roflmbo LOL true true. Hahahaha. :rofl:
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Ontario Chick » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:01 pm

I think the part that's debatable is if zero is indeed the perfect score, or if the score is "some" points, it leaves us with a false impression that we are not completely around the bend yet? ;)
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by treerooted » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:06 pm

Happy wrote:
Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:43 am
The question isn't do you cook your chickens meals because you're off your rocker lol. Sorry @goatgal35 but I think you scored a perfect zero and I personally think you should own that and be proud!
Agreed! :)
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Poultryprincess » Mon Nov 27, 2017 8:47 pm

I got "1" maybe "2"
I have forgotten on occasion exactly how many chickens I had....but I never "on purpose" lied about how many chickens I had.
I don't recall knowingly ingesting chicken poop...but I have come in the house & saw there was something "unknown" LOL smeared on my nose or face.
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