Never have I ever

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Re: Never have I ever

Post by thegawd » Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:35 am

Forgot an egg in my pocket? Man I would have been sooooooooo lucky if it was just one darn egg! Almost every time iv forgotten about eggs it was a pocket full and yup they all got smashed!!!
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Happy » Fri Nov 24, 2017 2:09 pm

In the store I work at I keep finding a barred rock feather on the floor lol. I keep throwing it out and the next day i’ll Find another. I have specific barn footwear so I have no clue how I’m transporting feathers but it must be from me!
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by windwalkingwolf » Fri Nov 24, 2017 3:20 pm

Off the top of my head, I got two-- I've never bought anything because it had chickens on it, and to the best of my recall, I've never had poo in my nose or mouth.
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by goatgal35 » Fri Nov 24, 2017 5:52 pm

Does the poop count if it was mixed with mud and water and it was from geese not chickens?
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by thegawd » Fri Nov 24, 2017 6:52 pm

Ahhhhh crap @goatgal35 I think that counts. I guess my score is 4. LOL. :rofl: :barf:
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Brian » Fri Nov 24, 2017 7:45 pm

10 - right there with TomK . I love them but they are still chickens.
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by baronrenfrew » Fri Nov 24, 2017 9:01 pm

I'm down to 4. I still recall being a kid in grade school and bringing my McMurray catalog to look at.

Nope, make that 3. Poop in mouth, I have had it on my hands and forgotten about that, then took a cough drop out of package.

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Re: Never have I ever

Post by kenya » Sat Nov 25, 2017 6:52 pm

I'm a four!
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by Skinny rooster » Mon Nov 27, 2017 1:32 am

:roll:
Four! I need a life lol.
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Re: Never have I ever

Post by goatgal35 » Mon Nov 27, 2017 7:51 am

Okay after some serious soul searching over my chicken addition I'm still not sure if I scored 0 or 1. I do cook meals just for my chickens, but the meal is eggs, so that combines two of the questions. The chicken meals that I cook are because I'm frugal not cause I'm a crazy chicken lady. I have a 600 egg incubator. Early spring when fertility is still low I sometime candle out several dozen eggs at day three. It would be wasteful to through those eggs away, so I mix in whatever leftovers I have laying around in the fridge and scramble the whole concoction up and cook it to feed back to the chickens. See, smart, not crazy. Do I get to keep one point or am I a zero?
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