Size matters

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kenya
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Re: Size matters

Post by kenya » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:39 am

Ha!Ha!Ha! Had tears in my eyes after reading this.
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Re: Size matters

Post by SusanH » Thu Nov 22, 2018 10:33 pm

So ok this seems like the place to tell the story of Clyde, who wasn't too sharp and knew it. He asked the doctor to give him some Smart pills. A week later he comes back and says, Doc, those smart pills you gave me taste a lot like rabbit turds, so the Doc says, See? You're getting smarter already.
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Re: Size matters

Post by ross » Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:55 am

Hmm wonder how he knew what rabbit turds taste like . 😄🐇🐇
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Re: Size matters

Post by TomK » Fri Nov 23, 2018 10:57 am

ross wrote:
Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:55 am
Hmm wonder how he knew what rabbit turds taste like . 😄🐇🐇
You is a sharp one, Ross.. :laugh:
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Re: Size matters

Post by Pollo Caballo » Fri Nov 30, 2018 3:46 pm

Hahaha those are priceless stories, I am still crying from Ross’s texting for seniors so you know now I have to find the Kleenex!!
You could have told Bonnie that they probably taste similar to cow patties but not as moist!!
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