Animal talk

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Happy
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Animal talk

Post by Happy » Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:51 pm

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Lol totally me with all my animals. Yes, yes, I know is usually followed by "you're so mistreated..."
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Re: Animal talk

Post by Killerbunny » Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:27 am

SIster marches up with the 2 babies in tow and stands in front of me telling me what she requires and how I am deficient in something (e.g. substandard treat) She then turns to the babies to point out how I am to be handled for the future!
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Re: Animal talk

Post by Brian » Sat Oct 14, 2017 8:28 am

Killerbunny wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 6:27 am
SIster marches up with the 2 babies in tow and stands in front of me telling me what she requires and how I am deficient in something (e.g. substandard treat) She then turns to the babies to point out how I am to be handled for the future!
The fact that you refer to her as "Sister" says it all.
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Re: Animal talk

Post by Ontario Chick » Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:24 am

Can we have the other 188?
Frankly the #189 makes complete sense to me ;)
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Re: Animal talk

Post by labradors » Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:56 am

Me too! I hear that they are comforted when we talk to them :)

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Re: Animal talk

Post by Skinny rooster » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:53 am

Suddenly..... I feel really good about my sanity around my birds..... and I feel really worried about my poultry talk buddies!!!
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Re: Animal talk

Post by Ontario Chick » Thu Oct 19, 2017 1:07 pm

labradors wrote:
Sat Oct 14, 2017 9:56 am
Me too! I hear that they are comforted when we talk to them :)

Linda
Of course they are, suddenly we aren't just a giant scary thing, we are just another giant chicken who speaks their language. :hi5:
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Re: Animal talk

Post by windwalkingwolf » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:56 pm

I have a little cockerel that jumps into my hands and tells me stories about how he hates chickens and just wants to be a person. Once I start talking back to him, telling lies about woodstove heat and unlimited treats, he quiets and has a nap in my arms :/
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Re: Animal talk

Post by labradors » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:11 pm

Talking of speaking their language, I tried some chicken talk on my girls. They were MOST interested and wanted to know more, but I only have a limited clucking repertoire :(

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Re: Animal talk

Post by Happy » Sun Oct 22, 2017 9:22 pm

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@Ontario Chick

As I find them I’ll post them lol

Pretty sure I’m known as the food truck!
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