Poultry Talk Ontario (pto.ca)

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:47 am**

Free! Used batteries. There is no charge!

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:49 am**

I wondered why the rock I was looking at was getting bigger and bigger. And then it struck me!

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:29 am**

:Shark:

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 7:42 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:02 pm**

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Posted: **Mon Sep 25, 2017 8:27 pm**

Good ones, @Farrier1987 . Personally, I have grown to appreciate "groaners". There's thought put into them.

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:44 am**

Lizzie Borden's friend wanted her to have a sleep over. Lizzie said "Well I don't know, I will have to axe my mother."

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:46 am**

Watson said "Holmes, any idea on who blew up the outhouse?" To which Holmes replied "No. I have nothing to go on."

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:48 am**

Then Watson said "Holmes over here, a piece of curved wood from the seat, what do you make of it?" Holmes said "A boomerang I guess."

Posted: **Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:09 am**

Q: Why must a chicken coop have only two doors?

A: Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Groanerrs