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Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:41 am
by Farrier1987
My chickens perch on a pike. That sounds fishy to me.

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:23 pm
by baronrenfrew
D'oh, groaan

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:33 am
by TomK
A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:35 am
by TomK
A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.
His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:44 am
by Jaye
I especially like that last one, @TomK .

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:45 am
by Skinny rooster
A young witch was very sad to have failed witch school, apparently she couldn't spell.

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:05 pm
by ross
What do yu call a short Dutchmen , a Mini Van . Baboom

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:06 pm
by baronrenfrew
Why do so many Polish names end in "ski"?

They couldn't spell toboggen.

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:14 pm
by Jaye
toboggan. ;-)

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:19 pm
by baronrenfrew
:), neither can I