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Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 12:49 pm
by Farrier1987
Science has determined that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:10 pm
by Jaye
OMG, @Farrier1987 - that one was particularly painful. ;-)

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2017 1:18 pm
by baronrenfrew
A couple are in bed: she's reading and he turns off the tv and he goes to the bathroom. He returns with two aspirin and a glass of water "here honey."
She looks at him quizzically "what's that for?"
"Your headache dear."
"But I don't have a headache."
"Gotcha!"

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 6:45 am
by kenya
Groannnnnnn

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2017 10:04 am
by Farrier1987
I thought I had twenty eight chickens, but after the roundup, there were thirty.

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 10:23 am
by poultry_admin
How do you find King Arthur in the dark?
Use a knight light.

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:51 pm
by baronrenfrew
So billy the goat ate a movie...the sound of music. "How was it?" i asked.

"Billy answers "the book was better."

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 7:49 pm
by Happy
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Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2017 9:11 pm
by ross
To few words ...

Re: Groanerrs

Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:24 am
by Killerbunny
Ross - I'm sorry but this doesn't qualify as a groaner, it nearly made me pee! Hilarious.