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An upside down poet is writing in verse.

What is a specimen? It is an Italian word meaning astronaut.

Two guys at the Olympic village walking along. One turns to the other and says "Are you a pole-vaulter? "
Other guy looks surprised and says "No, German. But how vuss it you know my name vuss Valter?"

Special for you Martin.

Lmao

My reportoire is too dirty for polite company.

I think this one passes: a drunk is walking down a beach and comes across a lamp. He picks it up, pulls out a hankerchief and rubs it clean. A genie pops out: "you've set me free so you get three wishes! What do you want?"
The drunk thinks for a while..."I want a bottle of whiskey that will never get empty."
"Done", says the genie.
The drunk pops the cork and takes a swig. He stops for a breath...and takes another swig. He looks at the bottle and its still full...so he begins to walk off.
"Hey!" , yells the genie, "you have two more wishes!"
"Oh", says the drunk, "i'll take another two bottles the same as this one!"

A farmer's dog goes missing, the wife tells him to put an ad in the paper so when the clerk asks what he wants written, he requested "here boy".

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Sat Sep 30, 2017 5:45 pm

Two guys at the Olympic village walking along. One turns to the other and says "Are you a pole-vaulter? "
Other guy looks surprised and says "No, German. But how vuss it you know my name vuss Valter?"

Special for you Martin.

Sssanks Collin!

Here yu go ...

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

My alter ego, split personality is Snow White. Every day, I wake up Sleepy Grumpy and Dopey.