Groanerrs
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Re: Groanerrs
Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
Attire
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Be brave enough to suck at something new!
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
Political Grace: The art of disagreeing well.
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How does Bill Gates change a lightbulb?
He puts it straight in and lets the world revolve around him.
He puts it straight in and lets the world revolve around him.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
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Did you hear that Scotland is launching a new car company? The first model has the best brakes of any car. It can stop on a dime (so they can pick it up).
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
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Why did the Israelites wander the desert for 40 years?
Somebody dropped a quarter.
Somebody dropped a quarter.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen
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Re: Groanerrs
Oh bejeebus. My guts hurt from all the groaning.
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.
Or better, your crotches, and may your arms be too short to scratch.
May the fleas of 1000 camels infest your armpits.
Or better, your crotches, and may your arms be too short to scratch.
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- Farrier1987
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A lot of the passengers on the Titanic didn't bother to shower. They figured they could get washed up on the shore.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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A temperance minister was in church Sunday morning preaching against drink . Ending his sermon he said if I could get all the beer in the world I'd pour it in the river , if I could get all the liquor in the world I'd pour it in the river , if I could get all the wine in the world I'd pour it in the river . At that he sat down & the music arranger stood up to lead in song saying a little sheepishly ."This song was already picked before the sermon could you please turn hymn # 73 . SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER "
BABOOMM
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ENJOY YOUR HUNTING / FISHING HERITAGE & the GREATNESS of CANADA
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Two mothers talking. "y little girl is so talented, she plays the piano by ear." The other one answers, "Well that's nothing, my little boy fiddles with his belly button!"
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
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288 is such a bad number. It is just too gross.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.
- Farrier1987
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There is no prophet in being an atheist.
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Farrier1987. South of Chatham on Lake Erie. Chickens, goats, horse, garden, dog, cat. Worked all over the world. Know a little bit about a lot of things. No incubator, broody hens.