Groanerrs

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:09 pm

Trump

Enough said.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by TomK » Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:33 pm

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.


A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:12 am

The three legged dog was so sad. He was missing his Paw.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Skinny rooster » Mon Dec 04, 2017 11:16 am

baronrenfrew wrote:
Thu Nov 23, 2017 12:09 pm
Trump

Enough said.
Used to be funny, then became pathetic, now is just stupidly frightening.

:hide:
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Skinny rooster » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:43 pm

Back to jokes.

The neighbours down the road started a pig farm, we just got wind of it today.

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Skinny rooster » Mon Dec 04, 2017 7:52 pm

One old farmer asks the other, "did you ever do something dangerous to add excitement in your life"?
The second farmer replies, "yes, just last week I disagreed with my wife"!

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Tue Dec 05, 2017 11:57 am

OJ Simpson is out of jail and has a girlfriend and is talking about getting married!

He wants to take another stab at it.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by ross » Tue Dec 05, 2017 8:46 pm

Why do they call coffee "mud" ?
Because it was ground a while ago .
Baboom !!!!!
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