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Groanerrs

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Farrier1987
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Farrier1987 » Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:41 am

My chickens perch on a pike. That sounds fishy to me.
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baronrenfrew
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Wed Oct 18, 2017 8:23 pm

D'oh, groaan
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by TomK » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:33 am

A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient."
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If you don't plant the tree, you will never have the fruit...

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by TomK » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:35 am

A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register.
His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."
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Jaye
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Jaye » Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:44 am

I especially like that last one, @TomK .
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Skinny rooster » Thu Oct 19, 2017 11:45 am

A young witch was very sad to have failed witch school, apparently she couldn't spell.
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by ross » Thu Oct 19, 2017 2:05 pm

What do yu call a short Dutchmen , a Mini Van . Baboom
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:06 pm

Why do so many Polish names end in "ski"?

They couldn't spell toboggen.
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

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Re: Groanerrs

Post by Jaye » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:14 pm

toboggan. ;-)
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Re: Groanerrs

Post by baronrenfrew » Thu Oct 19, 2017 3:19 pm

:), neither can I
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Diligently follow the path of two swords as one. Percieve that which the eye cannot see. Seek the truth in all things. Do not engage in useless activity.

The Book of Five Rings, Miyamoto Musashi, Japan's greatest swordsmen

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